“Until you do right by me, and dimly light up a small corner in my room, everything you even think about gonna fail!”

When we wake up in the middle of the night, shake off the shadows of a high school flashback anxiety dream with our bladders turned up to 11, what do we need more than anything to alight our path to the potty?

That’s right. We absolutely require a “The Color Purple” night light. All the way to the crapper we’ll think about the pain and passions of fictional characters Celie, Nettie, Oprah and Steven Spielberg.

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One response to ““Until you do right by me, and dimly light up a small corner in my room, everything you even think about gonna fail!”

  1. You sho’ is ugly!

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