About & Submissions

We are not bad people, nor are we deliberately cruel. It’s just that we have feelings and opinions, admittedly strong, and we can no longer stand in silence.

This is not a place for teasing the unskilled. This is not a place for bashing the quasi-infirm. Your first scarf or your kid’s clay ashtray from school will not be found here… not that we like them, because we probably don’t.

This is a place where crafting meets bad design, bad marketing, bad ideas and bad execution. We know what you’re thinking:

“Hey, I like that homemade pink wicker basket with the sparkle braids.”


“People who don’t like my matching American flag coasters and place mats just hate us for our freedom.”


“Words I disagree with hurt my feelings. Isn’t there a law against that yet?”

Our answer is a simple one, and written with love:

We know what sucks; we are The Deciders.

Have a good bad thing to share? Drop us a line here:

whatnottocraft {at] gmail [dot} com

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