Category Archives: Handbag

What did you eat on Thanksgiving?

Some people eat turkey. Others gobble something else.

And then rinse.

And then paint a handbag about it.



Ultra Suedeicidal


Found on Etsy, description includes the adjectives “lucious” and “beautiful” and “fancy” but left out what we think are the more accurate “puke-like” and “fuzzy ad-nauseam” and “avoid at all costs.”

It also said “I promise you’ll turn heads with this one.” We believe this is a truthful statement, with an omission… of course the heads will be turning in┬ádisgust.